December 2008
54 posts
“Maybe we should Google ‘Christmas Miracle’ and see what comes up”
– Mama H.
Awww ... double dang.
whatthehale:
I guess when you bump your flight up a day they don’t save you your A list privs for in case you have a random change of heart. Regardless, I will now be frantically running around the suburban & urban Chicago-scape post 5 p.m. in order to hop a plane home TONIGHT after packing for both extreme winter and extreme summer weather conditions and (cross your fingers brother) picking...
People are so funny.
Somebody threw an egg at my car from a moving vehicle when it was -4 degrees outside. While it looked really cool and something very strange happens to eggs at -4 degrees, I still have yet to figure out how to get it off.
Its amazing that comedians have jobs when everybody else in the world is such a damn riot.
I know I talk about weather a lot...
Maybe its a problem, but in my 21 years of life I have never seen snow like I saw it two days ago and then today. Two days ago, the snow was directly from a movie set; ultimately light and fluffy. I could see pavement underneath 2-3 inches of snow because the density was pretty much nonexistent.
Tonight is like the opposite…but not in a wet-perfect-for-snow-fort-and-man-building way....
Trailer for 'I Love You Man' →
tesslynch:
robhuebel:
This is the trailer for a movie I’m in with Paul Rudd, Jason Segal, Rashida Jones, Andy Samburg, Tom Lennon and a million other people you know.
This clip is a little ‘cute’, but the I saw a cut of the movie and it’s fucking hilarious. Comes out March 20.
There is some irony here. While this does look extremely funny and I would consider seeing it on my own, I will...
Watchdesigndust:
Wow! An iphone flute app: iphone to translate blowing into flute/woodwind type noises.
KMH. As soon as you arrive in Homaha, I need to use your iPhone real quick for undisclosed reasons.
http://www.scotthale.com/ →
Hahahahaha. That’s too bad for me.
No More Arena Football! or, What Would Mad Cow Do?... →
whatthehale:
I guess my father will be saving some money on his season tickets for the Omaha Beef.
FAIL HALE! The Beef aren’t a part of the AFL. They are in some obscure football league that should have folded long ago. They will be still be in action this year. Unfortunately, Bon Jovi will have to sit the year out while his Philedelphia Soul hang on to their AFL Championship for another...
Me: Do you think that's Dan?
KMH: No I don't think that 70 year-old man is your crush from college!
When I originally read this, I thought it was KMH's high school crush named Dan being referenced...I said to myself three things: 1.) He is married 2.) I would be traumatized if you dated my baseball {coach} 3.) Just play some golf and you won't have to imagine 70 yr old men as someone they are obviously not.
Final(ly). 5 Days Until Homaha.
I am extremely thankful that my final marketing test (that shares a 5 hour period with my child psych final) is over the subjects of Public Relations, Direct Marketing, Personal Selling, and Marketing Ethics.
Public Relations - my current end-goal in this madness and therefore, my focus of study for the past couple years in and out of class.
Direct Marketing - interned at a leading Direct...
Chicago is GQ's 'City of the Year' →
whatthehale:
windycity:newsandbooze:
Damn straight.
pic via
Meh. Would be better if we could get some actual GQ men around here.
And where did those mountains come from??? I am *almost* positive there are no slopes backdropping the Sears.
Those are clouds. Lay off the Absolut.
If I study, then I will get a good grade. I did...
Somehow, that’s an invalid statement.
Here’s how:
If something is a robin, then it is a bird. That is not a robin. Therefore, it is not a bird.
There is certainly a lesson to be learned here.
Marketing Presentation...
went well this morning. Professor was unimpressed that I browsed the internet to mesh some ideas for one of our pieces. But very impressed by social media use, ideas that might be impossible to implement that I came up with, and my ability to type fast.
After day one, I would say we are definitely the front-runners in this competition.
the world needs it's assholes
meganmcisaac:
i love asshole photo critics. not only did he email me saying “It looks like we both shoot a lot of celebs.” in which i asked him who he’s worked with (i only saw myspace celebrities in his photostream) and so he responded with “Hmm… where do I start? Trent Reznor? Marylin Manson? Um… Ever heard of them?“ enough of that, he left me some truly constructive criticism with comment...
“Excuses for late papers, such as computers not working, computer-compatible...”
– Prof. Bunger
I was really hoping people had forgotten about ‘the dog ate my homework.’ Apparently its still too soon. Give it a few years and it will work again.
whatthehale:
FreeZing (fun) day in Bucktown with BR followed by ugly sweater shopping (in an alleyway) and football. Next up … Big 12 @ Brownstone. Can’t decide between Mizzou & Oklahoma, so we go to a Texas bar. Perf.
If you’re at a Texas bar, you just became Missouri fans. Hope you brought your burnt orange and gold…not surprising nobody has chosen those colors together yet.
DudeToDad.com →
Dude to Dad is my personal attempt to make sense of this transition in life. I’ve known for months that I’m going to be a father. Unfortunately, I only recently realized that I’m still just a dude. How does a guy go from Dude 2 Dad in 100 days? Help? Please?
With discussions like greatest celebrity dads to interview (including Karl Winslow, Danny Tanner, Tim “the tool...
“Big 12 Championship = “Couldn’t Beat Texas” Bowl.”
– My friend Kim on facebook. (via robot-heart) (via brooklet14)
THIS MAKES ME SCREAM.
(via kaytee)
(via seriouslythough)
As much as I have loved the BCS this year because it is ridiculous and made every game in the Big XII the biggest game of the week, they may have blown this one. I have an idea....
